Øffîcîal Dēstîñy🌍🥷

[text] Babe wey l dey use suya trigger yahoo boy don buy her iPhone..... Wetin man do man?😔💔

[text] You bill me l no reply you rush delete message So you know say wetin you do no good ?

[text] I was holding my guy phone when l received a message from his mom saying "Tell your friend to go we want to eat."

[text] 6months relationship l don spend 1200 already, guys are u sure this girl is not after my money?😭💔

[text] Fear girls who easily gives out their phone numbers. You will think she's cheap until you start begging the holy Spirit to help talk to her to reply your messages and pick your calls 💔

[text] Country dey collapse, some people still dey write JAMB🤦‍♂️

[text] Me and my bro after 21 goals and 14 assists, heading home to collect our Ballon d'Or from mom 😂💔

[text] I paid 20k to attend seminar on " How to make millions..... " Na bicycle the organizer carry come 🤔💔

[text] You finally confess your feelings on a call, then you hear people laughing in the background 😔💔😭

[image] Because of big yāñsh, you begin call 2006 pikin “mom” 😹😹😹 Just continue to be simp 💔

[text] When your mom calls you out of your room just to show the visitor how big you've grown 😂

[text] Once l survive this tinubu era l go turn immortal, nothing go fit kill me again 😌😈

[text] As of yesterday evening by 4pm my friend bought his girlfriend to the field to watch him play, coach no choose am 💔

[text] How them go tear person script for exam, result come out the person get A 🤔

[text] You never sure if your family go eat for December na wig be ur problem😂

[text] A man can feed 200 women with one yam and two eggs, Did you understand or l should explain better 😂💔

[text] Name one thing man can do that a woman can't: They can't urinate on fire 😂

[text] Girls that liked us in secondary school are the realest..... No car, No iPhone, just ironed uniform and football skills 😂🤦‍♂️

[text] "Did I force you to do anything for me" Na once strong headache go first hook you for spinal cord

[image] They said call your dad, l called my mum.... not cause she's my fav parent but because she plays the mum and dad role in my life🥹

[text] With the way I plan my life in JSS 1 l no be believe say I got dey post memes by now😔

[text] If you guys knew how quickly we skip those voice notes you post on Whatsapp status, you wouldn't waste your breath

[text] Supervisor: " How can this project help humanity " Me: Mr supervisor abeg no put me for talk, l just wan graduate 😭😂

[text] Confirmed reports that MTN borrowing of data and airtime is no longer available. After MTN have scam lot of people with their data because what nonsense is this 💔

[text] Broke people for long distance relationships wan use “I wish” finish each other 😂💔🤌

[text] I thought my problems are worse until l met a friend who's still paying a wedding loan even after divorce

[text] When your mum says " I cleaned your room and threw some random paper with 12 words in the trash "

[text] Na the money wey go increase this nonchalant behavior l dey find 😪

[text] He get as life go touch you, you go first charge ur phone go sit down for toilet to think 😪💬

[text] Person wey create heaven and earth get only one son, but you wey rent one room get 8 children

[text] Dear God whatever my mum told you in her prayers! Do it!🙇

[text] If a woman says ur behaving like a child u will get angry but if she calls you baby you'll shine your teeth Men ehhh, they are the most confused gender 🤦‍♂️

[text] 👩: " You're so funny, l wish you had money too " Na once my body calm 💔

[text] Welcome to Nigeria where if girl no gree visit guy chat don end there 😂

[text] Jesus turned water into wine King mitchy turned hypo into sprite I was wondering if l could turn you into mine 😎

[text] Work hard until they can't hold a family meeting without you.

[text] Una buy fridge of 465k for 60k you kon dey complain say e dey shock, the price no shock you 🤨

[text] 6 months relationship l don spend 1200 already, guys are you sure this girl is not after my money? 😩😭

[text] Just because he dated you for 3 years doesn't mean he will marry you, my friend studied Engineering for 5 years he is now a bus driver

[text] No matter how your relationship sweet reach for jamb form u go still put single 😌💔

[text] Person wey organize tutorial get carryover keh? 🙆💔

[text] To do money ritual no be problem but na to held to instruction be wahala which one is "YOU MUST NOT LAUGH ON THURSDAY"🤦‍♂️ As how nah

[text] African mom: "l carried you for 9 months" Before nko, na me suppose carry myself? 😑

[text] Whatever you do in this life as a man.... Abeg no allow woman buy u phone l dey come make l remove my sim first💔🙁😭

[image] "When you buy something to eat alone at home" Lastborns:

[text] Dear God, l know am not perfect but for the little good that have done please use them to remember me 🙇

[text] How ladies want a guy to say in this situation 👇 Women: Yes l stay alone. A sensible man: Oh great! How do you manage? Are you working? How much is your rent ? Meanwhile some guys: Can l come over?🌚🤦‍♂️

[text] Una don notice say elders no dey advice person again... Wetin dey sup now dem never experience am before 😭

[text] She didn't just cheat on me, they got married, bought a dog and named it after me🙁

[image] Girl wey I copy for test dey cry outside. Hope say na her papa d!e sha……..