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[image] "I was born this way" You can be born again ma'am/sir. So let's take it slowly.. Repeat after me. "Lord Jesus.. "

[image] I find myself in a state of extreme Famishment. My cupboards are void, and my stomach is voicing it's discontent. Might you guys facilitate a $200 endowment so I may dine?

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[text] Abenkwan official Independence Day space at 9pm. Come let’s bath with the ab3 🕺💃🏿

[text] And as for me?.. I'll enter the tunnel with my own light. I'm not waiting till the end to see it🤝😂

[text] The other day someone said "Women should stay pure until marriage, but men should gain experience". So my question is.. Who are the main supposed to gain the experience with? 😭

[image] He's playing both sides 🤣🤣

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[text] Bro to bro: Anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family.. Keep them close

[video] Ɛtuo ato wɔ pamplona😂😂

[video] On behalf of all Ab3nkwan Twitter we dedicate Sunday for Diggings😂😂. Please Stay with us let’s make this a day of epic discoveries, thank you

[text] Should we activate “Abɛ Gains Space” again?👹🔥

[text] In a world where you can be anything, please be the person who ends the meeting early.. PLEASE! 😭

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[text] You want a man with no blemish? He's seated at the right hand of God. You want a woman with no blemish? She birthed the man I just talked about 👆. Genuinely, we're tired of y'all and your relationship quotes🤦‍♂️😂

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[video] Quick loan don give me 500 cedis 😂🔥🔥 Today be Saturday 🔥😂 Ghana dey play 🔥🔥🔥😂 Win win for me today

[text] Some of you have to learn sarcasm fr. I cannot be saying "I'm kidding" all the time.. Kills the vibe bruh😂

[text] I came across a video of a young lady ranting that all male gynecologists should be banned.. As in no male should be allowed to specialize in Gynecology😂. Come on, that's a debate we're not ready to start trust me.. Some of y'all just open your mouths and close your brains🤌

[image] Ain't no way I would have died for y'all if I was Jesus.. 🤣

[text] Met with my uncle and finally opened up. Told him how I've been fighting alone.. Chasing a name, battling anxiety, carrying wounds that never healed. I paused,hoping for comfort. He looked me in the eyes and said "That is the life of a man🙂🤝"

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[text] Envy no one! For whatever you see, a price was paid.. A sacrifice was made. Isn't that the truth?

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[image] When it's our first date and both our phones are on "Do not disturb" and low brightness

[text] A lady's brothers disciplined her man because they found out and confirmed he assaults her.Matter reached the police and this lady was called in for questioning. She denied being assaulted🙂, case turned foolish. NEVER offer salvation to someone who is not willing to be free🤝

[video] God have mercy 🙏🙏🥲😂

[image] When I've just bought a new gun and the Uber driver locks the door and takes the wrong turn(it's midnight)

[text] I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like, falling in love.. And oh! Also, most of you fall in love because you don't pray🫵😂

[image] Your son's name is Allahu Akbar and you lose him at the mall during a vacation in Morocco

[image] Hugging before marriage?.. Count me out

[image] If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is...? Key. Are we together? 😂👍

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[text] Got betrayed by some friends who were close enough to be called "family".. Was hurt and decided to vent to my grandma about it. Then she goes.. " If familiarity mattered, water wouldn't boil fish" . I felt that👍!!

[image] Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen

[video] Who did this 😂😂

[image] When y'all were younger, you weren't dating guys your age.. It was older men with money and car. Now y'all are older and single and watching the same cycle play out just not with you in it, and all of a sudden it's wrong? Lmaoo 👍😂

[image] Them: You can’t chase two rats and have both. Also me: 👇👇🥲

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[text] I'll give credit where credit is due.. But I'm not gonna applaud a fish for swimming 🤝

[image] That risky text you want to send? Send it!!.. There are some lessons only disgrace can teach you🫵. I'll be waiting to hear how it went😂

[text] "Where do you see yourself in 5 years? " 2031 bro🙂.. 2031. Apart from that everything's gonna fall into place. No need to stress👍😂

[text] There was no guarantee that there would be salvation for mankind if he died for us.. but yet still he did. Oh what manner of love!!

[text] "I don't understand" Says me who clearly understands and is giving you the chance to take back the nonsense you just said..

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[image] Computer science intern: Oops I made a mistake with the coding, I'll have to write it again 🤦‍♂️ Medical intern:

[image] After an exams... Friend: How did it go? Me: It was okay.. We thank God🤲 Friend: What did you write for number...? Me:

[text] God is always the greatest Messi de3 s3 jon

[image] Me and bro's reaction after one random guy starts screaming "No one's leaving this party until I find my phone! "

[text] You can't be too careful...... Just pray it doesn't reach you 🙏🏽