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[image] When it's our first date and both our phones are on "Do not disturb" and low brightness

[text] A lady's brothers disciplined her man because they found out and confirmed he assaults her.Matter reached the police and this lady was called in for questioning. She denied being assaulted🙂, case turned foolish. NEVER offer salvation to someone who is not willing to be free🤝

[image] When I've just bought a new gun and the Uber driver locks the door and takes the wrong turn(it's midnight)

[text] I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like, falling in love.. And oh! Also, most of you fall in love because you don't pray🫵😂

[image] Your son's name is Allahu Akbar and you lose him at the mall during a vacation in Morocco

[image] Hugging before marriage?.. Count me out

[image] If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to the lock calmly. Because communication is...? Key. Are we together? 😂👍

[text] Got betrayed by some friends who were close enough to be called "family".. Was hurt and decided to vent to my grandma about it. Then she goes.. " If familiarity mattered, water wouldn't boil fish" . I felt that👍!!

[image] Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen

[image] When y'all were younger, you weren't dating guys your age.. It was older men with money and car. Now y'all are older and single and watching the same cycle play out just not with you in it, and all of a sudden it's wrong? Lmaoo 👍😂

[text] I'll give credit where credit is due.. But I'm not gonna applaud a fish for swimming 🤝

[image] That risky text you want to send? Send it!!.. There are some lessons only disgrace can teach you🫵. I'll be waiting to hear how it went😂

[text] "Where do you see yourself in 5 years? " 2031 bro🙂.. 2031. Apart from that everything's gonna fall into place. No need to stress👍😂

[text] There was no guarantee that there would be salvation for mankind if he died for us.. but yet still he did. Oh what manner of love!!

[text] "I don't understand" Says me who clearly understands and is giving you the chance to take back the nonsense you just said..

[image] Computer science intern: Oops I made a mistake with the coding, I'll have to write it again 🤦‍♂️ Medical intern:

[image] After an exams... Friend: How did it go? Me: It was okay.. We thank God🤲 Friend: What did you write for number...? Me:

[image] Me and bro's reaction after one random guy starts screaming "No one's leaving this party until I find my phone! "

[text] Just so you know.. Smelling nice is a form of good manners🤝😂

[video] Ghana girls 🤣🤣

[text] I'm glad cars were invited, imagine riding a horse at 2am coming from the club .. Absolute chaos🤣

[image] My reaction when an unknown number calls and refuses to speak for the first one minute.. Then when I finally decide to speak up, the other person goes like"Guess who you're talking to"

[text] Today's going to be a good day 😌

[text] "Tell them I sent you".. A statement with few words but screams a lot of power!!

[image] It's our first time on Earth.. So why and how are you a life coach?

[text] In the quest of our daily bread, may we not be brought home dead

[video] My Muslim friend go fit kpai

[text] Real Madrid!! We shall be watching tonight 🫵. Your tears, my joy🤲😂

[text] Ebi so the open book Dey weh u menners no tell we herr 😂