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[text] Hey, welcome to Abɛnkwan community🌚

[image] Please the kenkey is on hold now. Indomie is the new kenkey. Please buy from me. Thank you 🙏

[image] After education, you've defeated illiteracy not poverty. The street awaits you

[text] "You don't know Fashion" The words of a mother that has bought you a dress absolutely not fashionable 🤣

[text] Unfollow that big account who’s not engaging on your posts. They don’t want you to make it to where they’re now.

[text] Word of the day •FUCKTOSE INTOLERANT Meaning: The condition of being completely unable to tolerate other's bullshit Pronunciation:\fukh-tohs in-to-luh runt/ See y'all in the next class 🤝😂

[text] one thing life is teaching me right now?.. Money fixes almost everything

[text] Always start the phone call with " My phone is about to die".. That way , you can hung up when you're over it. They won't teach you this at school 👍🤣

[text] Hello good morning. Sit down for a moment and think about your body count..Tell me if you're proud or you need to give your life to Jesus🤝😂

[text] "People will hurt you, Jesus will heal you" Hell naa!! I will hurt them back, Jesus will heal all of us🤝

[text] When you laugh, just laugh bro.. No need to hit others👍😭

[text] I've tasted being in love. I've tasted being single... I recommend loaded fries, with a nice cold drink on a hot afternoon 🙂

[text] The most wicked set of people in most societies are mostly found in religious settings but we're not ready to have this conversation at all.. Lmao 🤣

[image] Palm Sunday is tomorrow. Na only X we Dey celebrate this moment🤣🤣

[text] Being liked by kids is fun until they start following you literally everywhere.. I want some privacy you lil human🤦‍♂️😭

[image] I just want my degree broo.. I didn't ask for all this🤦‍♂️

[text] I find it funny when you challenge an older person's opinion and they go like "So I'm telling lies? ".Brooo! I don't get.. You being older means you can't lie? Or can't be wrong? Lmaooo😭🤣

[text] Do you ever think the computer asks if you're a robot because it's looking for a friend? What if..?

[text] I don't care how many scriptures you quote, how well you articulate your speech, or how nice you look.. How Do You Treat People??

[text] My little contribution to society?.. I pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments 🤝😂

[text] What motivates me to keep going?.. Pure hatred for poverty🤝

[text] Good morning.... Slowly but surely down boys go make am. God by our side 😌🙏

[image] HR listening to you at the interview knowing damn well he already picked a nephew for the job

[text] Life has a funny way of putting us in situations we once judged 🤣

[text] I think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music... Gives a certain type of peace🤤

[image] Your friend knocks your door at midnight. You let him in, talk till 3 am. Suddenly, your phone rings in the inner room, you attend to it, and it's his family calling to tell you that he passed away 10pm that night. You rush out, he's nowhere to be found!

[text] If you wear glasses, a lot is expected from you academically.. Especially if it has ropes😂

[text] Staying in a marriage that's clearly not working is the most extreme form of peer pressure I've seen amongst adults..

[text] Good morning everyone.. Advice of the day: If you see a toilet(washroom) in your dream, do not use it!!!.. No need for explanation 🤝

[text] One thing I pray for is that in our quest to make a living ,may we not be brought home dead.. Not after all the struggles!!🥲

[text] The other day at a meeting someone asked "How strict was y'all parents? "... Bro my parents could speak to me with their eyes😭!

[image] "Am I the only girl you're talking to? " Yes dear.. The others are asleep

[video] You dey there aaa, chill ooo 🤌😅

[text] Adopt every strategy to survive.. Failure is hard to explain. Happy Easter to all!!

[image] "I was born this way" You can be born again ma'am/sir. So let's take it slowly.. Repeat after me. "Lord Jesus.. "

[image] I find myself in a state of extreme Famishment. My cupboards are void, and my stomach is voicing it's discontent. Might you guys facilitate a $200 endowment so I may dine?

[text] Abenkwan official Independence Day space at 9pm. Come let’s bath with the ab3 🕺💃🏿

[text] And as for me?.. I'll enter the tunnel with my own light. I'm not waiting till the end to see it🤝😂

[text] The other day someone said "Women should stay pure until marriage, but men should gain experience". So my question is.. Who are the main supposed to gain the experience with? 😭

[image] He's playing both sides 🤣🤣

[text] Bro to bro: Anyone who connects you to make money is automatically family.. Keep them close

[video] Ɛtuo ato wɔ pamplona😂😂

[video] On behalf of all Ab3nkwan Twitter we dedicate Sunday for Diggings😂😂. Please Stay with us let’s make this a day of epic discoveries, thank you

[text] In a world where you can be anything, please be the person who ends the meeting early.. PLEASE! 😭

[text] You want a man with no blemish? He's seated at the right hand of God. You want a woman with no blemish? She birthed the man I just talked about 👆. Genuinely, we're tired of y'all and your relationship quotes🤦‍♂️😂

[text] Some of you have to learn sarcasm fr. I cannot be saying "I'm kidding" all the time.. Kills the vibe bruh😂

[text] I came across a video of a young lady ranting that all male gynecologists should be banned.. As in no male should be allowed to specialize in Gynecology😂. Come on, that's a debate we're not ready to start trust me.. Some of y'all just open your mouths and close your brains🤌

[image] Ain't no way I would have died for y'all if I was Jesus.. 🤣

[text] Met with my uncle and finally opened up. Told him how I've been fighting alone.. Chasing a name, battling anxiety, carrying wounds that never healed. I paused,hoping for comfort. He looked me in the eyes and said "That is the life of a man🙂🤝"

[text] Envy no one! For whatever you see, a price was paid.. A sacrifice was made. Isn't that the truth?