Bitcoin

[image] The clock continues to run out for the 4 year cycle bros. 339 days after the peak, Bitcoin sits 38.3% below its all-time high. Here is where every prior cycle stood on day 339: 2011: -83% 2013: -69% 2017: -77% 2021: -71% We are 31 points shallower than the mildest bear in

[image] BREAKING: BITCOIN RECLAIMS $71,200 THE IRAN WAR MEANS NOTHING TO THE APEX ASSET

[image] Bitcoin violently breaking through the 200 Day Moving Average sets off the bull run pretty consistently. This next year should be FUN:

[text] I’ve reached that beautiful stage of the Bitcoin bear market where every time I open the chart I’m no longer looking for hope. I’m looking for witnesses. Friends keep asking, “How are you still buying?” Brother, the market has beaten me into a level of financial schizophrenia

[text] Woke up to my neighbor’s rooster at 5:12 AM, immediately checked charts on my cracked Android while chain-smoking on the porch steps. My “retirement plan” is just more sats and prayer. Family thinks I’m gambling again. Bitcoin’s turning this broke-ass bloodline around while

[text] Your great-grandfather stored wealth in land. Your grandfather stored it in gold. Your father stored it in an S&P 500 index fund containing several companies whose principal skill is repurchasing their own stock at the exact top. You get Bitcoin. Civilization occasionally

[text] Bitcoin exposed that most adults have no idea what money is. They think money is green paper because their dad said so in 1998 while refinancing a split-level ranch and yelling at the grill. Ask them what backs the dollar and they start making the same face a golden retriever

[image] 🚀THIS IS A HISTORIC BUYING OPPORTUNITY FOR BITCOIN IF YOU CAN WAIT 1 YEAR🚀 Check this out, kids. I calculated a Z-score, computed on the Mayer Multiple (Spot ÷ 200WMA), measured across the full daily history since the 200WMA first becomes computable in mid-2014 (~4,400 daily

[text] People love saying Bitcoin is backed by nothing. Sir, your retirement is backed by the assumption that an index of corporations will increase faster than the currency loses purchasing power for 40 consecutive years while Congress remains solvent. Please sit down.

[image] Green (BUY) volume bubbles have started to appear in $BTC

[image] 🚀BITCOIN IS GOING TO ABSOLUTELY MOON🚀 The last time Bitcoin’s 200-day moving average crossed BELOW its 200-week moving average, every chart goblin on Earth began measuring the coffin. Bitcoin was $20,590. Exactly 492 days later, it reached $73,121. That was a 3.55x. A

[text] My Bitcoin retirement plan is extremely sophisticated: Step 1: Acquire Bitcoin. Step 2: Wait for every developed government to discover that reducing spending is electorally impossible. Step 3: Do absolutely nothing. Step 4: Watch 400 PhDs invent increasingly elaborate

[text] Somewhere, a 25-year-old just declined a $3,800 Las Vegas bachelor weekend and bought Bitcoin instead. The group chat has diagnosed him with “not knowing how to live.” In 2035, the same group will attend his wedding at a Scottish castle. The best man, Steve, will request $7.38

[text] We might have to go to $55k to flush out the last remaining crybabies who don't know what they own. Way too many people still failing the planetary IQ test administered by an invisible Japanese wizard from 2009. Every year we still have millions of these crybaby credentialed

[text] There is something deeply beautiful about a hedge fund manager with twelve monitors, seven Bloomberg terminals, an Oxford economist on retainer, and a proprietary volatility model being outperformed by a 19-year-old named “Cornholio Nakamoto” who bought Bitcoin after watching a

[image] bitcoin:native I can say this: I called the BTC top and issued an exit call. During the darkest days, I shared two scenarios and said the maximum downside could be $48K, but that it didn’t necessarily have to reach that level. I may not have shared it publicly on X, but last

[text] Imagine losing conviction in Bitcoin and actually allowing the matrix to actually shake you out of the apex monetary asset lmao 🤣

[image] Want a bullish Bitcoin chart? We're now 210 days off the Bitcoin/Gold ratio bottom (Mar 1, 2026). I went back to every prior cycle BTC/Gold low and checked what BTC did from this exact spot 👇 Median BTC return from day 210: 3M: +1% 6M: +43% 9M: +71% 12M: +120% 18M: +275%

[text] I have a confession.. I am extremely addicted to buying Bitcoin 😅 Who else?

[image] $BTC We have these two plans in front of us Plan A = continuation of the cycle. In this process, it may still need up to 6 months. Don’t get stuck on the time issue, time is relative and variable, I’m basing it on the average of past cycles. In this plan, the green zone will

[text] Some guy in my town works 52 hours a week managing a Dollar General so he can finance a used Nissan Altima at 18%. Meanwhile a 24-year-old Bitcoiner in sweatpants just bought a lake house because he memorized 12 words in 2019. History is a cruel comedian.

[image] Are you TOO LATE to Bitcoin? The power law model has Bitcoin at $1 million around 2034. If you started investing $20 per day starting today, you will have invested $73.1k to get $319k in 2036. You'd hit $1,000,000 around November 27, 2041. The same investment in a 10% index

[text] There is something obscene about trading the only life you get for money someone else can create out of thin air. You worked weekends, missed birthdays, and came home after your kids were already asleep. They changed a number on a screen. And somehow, you’re the one who needs

[image] Saylor buying $2+ billion in Bitcoin in one week at $70,000 Crypto trader in his mom's basement with $700 portfolio: "I'm waiting for $35k bro"

[text] Right now there is a 52-year-old dude at your local VFW bar, wearing a faded Harley shirt, he has a $14.37 bar tab, and he's bitching about 'the system' while his knee replacement fails and his credit score laughs at 487. Had he bought Bitcoin instead of Busch Light cases since

[image] Another shot at accumulating Bitcoin at $74k. The DCA bros continue to win so hard.

[text] Doubling down in a Bitcoin bear market because I have seen what the “safe path” looks like and it involves working until 67 with a back brace and a LinkedIn post about gratitude.

[text] Normies think Bitcoin is risky. You commute 54 minutes to sit under fluorescent lights while a man named Brad explains “cross-functional alignment” before announcing your 2.7% raise. Then you drive home in a financed Tacoma to a house the bank owns and tell me decentralized hard

[text] YOU LIVE IN A COLLAPSING DEBT COLONY RUN BY GERIATRIC LIZARD PEOPLE PRINTING MONOPOLY MONEY TO STAY ALIVE

[text] Bitcoin is the only asset where people watch it survive bans, forks, collapses, wars, scandals, hacks, and 10 obituaries a week, then go: “Yeah but what if it goes to zero though?”

[text] Bitcoin is the monetary equivalent of boarding up your windows before the hurricane while your neighbor yells that plywood has no intrinsic value.

[text] Every empire that debased its currency collapsed. Rome. Weimar. Zimbabwe. Venezuela. And here we are, printing like it’s a competition while arguing about which bathrooms should exist and whether men can get pregnant. Bitcoin will just keep doing the one thing no government

[text] 🚨ALERT: BITCOIN IS THE LAST HOPE FOR YOUR LIFE🚨 They handed us a civilization where the starter home costs seven years of gross income, college requires a debt instrument normally reserved for emerging-market dictatorships, groceries have become a luxury experience, and

[text] The year is 2044. Bitcoin is $2.7 million. Your uncle is explaining at Thanksgiving that it’s still “too volatile.” He owns: $14,000 of Bitcoin $187,000 of home equity a bass boat three commemorative silver coins and $46,000 of Ford stock because “America isn’t going

[text] Misty from Oklahoma has $18,000 in Bitcoin stored on a hardware wallet hidden inside a ceramic rooster above her refrigerator. Misty works nights at a tribal casino. Misty has acrylic nails long enough to breach a submarine. Misty does not know what a bearer asset is. Misty

[text] You either buy Bitcoin now or Saylor gets it eventually. And he gets it forever. Act accordingly.

[image] $BTC If I use the 2013 and later cycle periods as a base, $64K is enough for a bottom. But the $55K–$45K band is still a possibility on the table. I think I have a chance to understand the bottom early using the Minority indicator I wrote below. I designed this indicator to give

[image] That $58,075 print we just saw was the biggest deviation from the power law trendline since October 25, 2010, when Bitcoin was trading at TEN CENTS PER COIN. At least in comparison to the daily close prices. But even after this absolute bear-market sewer pipe, the overall

[image] Today is September 17th, 2026 and the BTC 200-Week Moving Average is at $65,472. 9/17/20: $6,670 9/17/21: $15,625 (+134.3%) 9/17/22: $23,327 (+49.35%) 9/17/23: $27,770 (+19.0%) 9/17/24: $39,283 (+41.5%) 9/17/25: $52,837 (+34.5%) 9/17/26: $65,472 (+23.9%) I don't know who needs

[text] Me explaining to my kid why daddy maxed the credit cards again. “Because Bitcoin was on sale, sweetie. Like how mommy buys shoes, but these actually go up forever while the dollar becomes toilet paper.” My child will grow up understanding what real money is.

[text] Have you ever noticed they’ll let you opt out of almost everything in modern life? You can leave the church, the marriage, the country, the job, the group chat. The one thing they never built an exit for was the money. Every system assumed you were trapped inside the

[image] AUGUST RSI 12m ABOVE 50. NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE $40K IN OCTOBER 4 YEAR CYCLE BROS:

[text] Mark Cuban sold his Bitcoin at $88k because he’s a soyboy who’d rather free up some fiat clown money to take a 40% stake in a dog sweater company with zero sales on Shark Tank

[video] The more you understand Bitcoin, the more you understand why decentralization matters. MR Black is built around that same spirit digital ownership, culture, and a community that’s actually building. If you’ve been watching from the sidelines, this might be your sign to take a

[image] bitcoin:native My call for the start of the cycle! Leaving this here too

[image] It's almost time for Uptober. Bitcoin’s historical monthly returns ranked by median performance: October: +12.5% February: +11.3% November: +10.0% April: +9.9% July: +9.8% May: +6.4% January: +5.2% December: +2.0% June: +1.8% March: -2.2% September: -4.5% August: -7.1% The

[text] Every Bitcoiner eventually has the same moment. You’re standing in Costco holding a $29 pack of steaks that used to cost $17, surrounded by 84-packs of toilet paper and people financing $900 phones, and suddenly monetary debasement stops being an economics lecture. You can

[text] you spent 30 years paying a mortgage on a house the bank spent 30 seconds printing the money to lend you you're tired the bank is not $BTC

[text] Bitcoin holders are psychologically fascinating because after surviving 4 separate apocalypses, they no longer even feel fear. They just look at a red candle and go, “ah yes, a discount arranged by incompetent demons.”

[text] My retirement strategy is unbelievably sophisticated: Earn dollars. Immediately become suspicious of them. Buy Bitcoin. Refuse to elaborate. Wait for every central bank on Earth to behave exactly like every central bank in human history.