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[text] Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

[text] "If i were you" might be the most useless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i do. Because you'd be me

[text] My daughter just made $100 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5 and $10 and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.