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[image] EVERYONE IS DONE WITH THIS TEK MARKET. IT’S TIME TO SEND SOMETHING PURELY MEMEABLE AGAIN. This kitten looks like AI made it, but it’s a REAL sand cat from Morocco. The species is called Felis margarita and its going insanely viral. Viral posts:

[image] Justice for Sugar | $SUGAR PASADENA’S FAMOUS WHITE PEACOCK WAS ATTACKED. THE ORGANIZATION TREATING HIM IS LISTED ON Sugar is a famous peacock, but a mail carrier was recently caught on video violently ATTACKING him. Now Sugar is being evaluated for

[text] Definitely deserved… 👀 $Bella 98KqVYXFNeAC5SuvmC2PXcf6e5dXcqh4nJiGKiCmpump

[image] The Kherson Lazarus | $Yurii This might be one of the most unbelievable survival stories we have seen all year. The footage is now going GIGA viral across X: Yurii is a 52-year-old vegetable seller from Kherson. He was setting up his stall with his wife

[image] The Unbroken Cat | $CHARLOTTES This might be the biggest animal comeback story I have ever seen… Charlottes was in such bad condition that the vet suggested putting her down and told her owners she would never walk again. But they refused to give up on her. They took her

[image] The Black Pikmin | $NOIRE A Japanese black cat named Noire is going EXTREMELY viral after her owner turned her into a completely new Pikmin character. Insanely memeable. 😭 Links: EHkW4VTFEGKzHiz85xMdKfejfNp1YNaL98NnozDcpump

[image] Dex paid for our $Felis

[video] HOW HAS THIS NEVER BONDED? We all saw Aiden the AI day trader and much smaller AI influencers fucking SEND. Meanwhile, Patryczek goes from driving Ferraris and taking business calls like a miniature Wolf of Wall Street to casually flying a plane in the next video. Bro is aura

[image] Dog In Disguise | $DID I think I just found the next GENNY animal narrative. There’s a new trend going viral where people print different animals on paper, cut out the face and put their dog behind it. 😂 The dog can become literally anything. Deer dog. Bear dog. Ram dog.

[image] Rocket The Raccoon | $ROCKET WHAT A STORY. A girl found a raccoon injured in the middle of the road, barely moving and not knowing if he was even going to make it. She picked him up, took him home and spent the entire day trying to find a rescue that could help him.

[text] I’m 100% sure bro saw the Megalodon at least once 😭💀

[image] JUSTICE FOR THE $DOLPHIN This is going GIGA viral. A group of migrants pulled a RARE, PROTECTED baby dolphin out of the ocean and PUNCHED IT TO DEATH. Footage from Playa del Trampolín in Ceuta shows the bottlenose dolphin calf being carried around the beach after it came ashore

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[image] 護衛されたアヒルたち | $11 A family of 11 ducks is going EXTREMELY viral in Japan after getting a full police escort, with multiple posts already pulling MILLIONS of views. Police officers and traffic volunteers literally used red batons to guide the mother duck and her

[image] Smug Cat | $Jasper A video of a cat with glasses is going EXTREMELY viral with over 15 MILLION views and 4 MILLION likes in just 2 days, the comments are flooded with memes about Jasper. You can literally hear the owner calling him "Jasper" in the

[image] Dex paid for $Bella 98KqVYXFNeAC5SuvmC2PXcf6e5dXcqh4nJiGKiCmpump

[image] DEX is paid for $NOPE Sorry for the delay, we had some issues with the payment. CA is in bio, and the owner is receiving 100% of the fees. 5xnWN7Jgtqo1Bxo5jSQx3og42e3orkxGYQX9EanKpump

[image] Sailor Moonification THIS IS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST TREND RIGHT NOW Normies are turning their pets into Sailor Moon using AI, but it’s NOT JUST ANIMALS. They’re doing it to their babies and even their husbands too 😂 Viral posts:

[image] LEXA SURVIVED THREE DAYS BURIED ALIVE After a landslide buried her family’s home in the Philippines, the two-year-old Golden Retriever disappeared beneath the rubble. Then, after three days, rescuers heard one thing: A faint bark. They dug toward the sound and pulled Lexa out

[text] Do you guys want a official page?

[video] APEONFONE PROVED THE CALL META. NOW THE REAL APE IS ON THE LINE. I just onboarded the creator behind this 80 MILLION view TikTok. This is a REAL monkey answering a phone call. No AI generated slop. The official creator is onboard and receives 100% of the creator fees. Pick up

[image] In just 24 hours, Cactus Jack has already reached MILLIONS of views. He isn’t just another viral animal. He’s an absolutely MASSIVE, real certified therapy dog who comforts hospital patients and staff. He looks so unreal that people accused the original photo of being AI, so

[image] The Nietzschean Swimmer | $BARTLOMIEJ HE IS NOT THE SISYPHEAN SWIMMER. Sisyphus represents pointless, useless suffering. But Bartłomiej’s swim was ANYTHING but pointless. He raised nearly $190,000 for children fighting cancer. That’s why Nietzschean fits far better: turning

[image] Justice for Carolina Molina | $CAROLINA I JUST FOUND THE NEXT MASSIVE ICE NARRATIVE. Carolina Molina, a U.S. citizen and mother, had a masked ICE agent walk up to her car with his GUN DRAWN AND POINTED DIRECTLY AT HER. The agents then accused her of almost running them over.

[image] I FOUND THE CREATOR BEHIND PUNCHCAT AND FULLY ONBOARDED HIM. We’ve all seen this cat launched over and over as “Punch Cat” or “Punching Cat.” Here’s the original post: His actual name is Tommie, from @WastedTommie on Instagram

[video] “we’re just friends” you sure about that? bro’s already planning the honeymoon 😭 $PATRYCZEK

[image] TWO FISHERMEN SURVIVED FIVE DAYS LOST IN THE OPEN PACIFIC WITH NO FOOD CLINGING TO A BLUE COOLER THAT BECAME THEIR ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL. Daniel Guerrero Martínez and José Luis Portelas Villegas were fishing off Chiapas when a MASSIVE wave SANK their boat within seconds.

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[image] We already have $1,200 in creator fees ready and waiting for him. Reach out and show him our community and the work we’ve put in. ;)

[video] they’re moonifying tits now 😭

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[image] the $100 million wink 😉

[image] Dex paid for $KID

[image] 328K POSTS ALREADY IN JUST 1 DAY, and @FoxNews has now picked up the dolphin story alongside Euronews, The Sun and RT. The question now is who picks it up NEXT. (@Dexerto ,@elonmusk ?? 👀) Keep sharing until the headlines are about consequences for those fk migrants. Justice

[image] I CAN’T FUCKING HEAR YOU. WHO’S READY FOR $FELIS?

[text] They hunted an UNARMED civilian, filmed it and bragged about it. That isn’t warfare. It’s a war crime. But Yurii refused to become their victim. He survived the chase, the explosion and the ending they had already written for him. The Kherson Lazarus.

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[image] This is BY FAR the most viral trend on X rn and we haven’t even bonded?? Take a look for yourself:

[image] You don’t even realize how big this story already is... 7xvcSNpU4ZtWaEipRN7rYasXobj1dRtrW2XPB3zLpump

[image] ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? $FELIS

[image] Name proof for everyone who asked + a quick recap of what we’ve done so far for $ROCKET: Rocket was found barely moving in the middle of the road after being badly injured. The girl who found him picked him up, spent the entire day trying to find help, and eventually got him

[image] The mindshare around Yurii is already insane across every platform and it’s only getting bigger from here…

[image] YO WHY DOES THIS CAT LOOK SO FUCKING EVIL AND MEMEABLE AT THE SAME TIME 😭 His name is Herbert and peeps in the comments are already making stickers of him 😂 He’s getting MILLIONS of views and even has articles written about him. Everyone’s tired of tek coins. Let’s send

[image] Why does Herbert look like he knows his way around the backrooms 😭

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