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[video] WE DID IT. WE DID THIS. THERE ARE URINAL DIVIDERS AT CITI FIELD !!!!

[image] 𝐒𝐖𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐘 𝐕 ➡️the ASG Mark Vientos is headed to this year’s All Star Game as a Spectator!

[image] Heartwarming❤️ Mets owner Steve Cohen has a transparent and touching conversation with a fan🧡💙

[image] Sal Stewart currently has -450 to -500 odds to be the NL ROTY. This means that if you bet $450 on Sal Stewart to win Rookie of the Year, you will lose $450. That is because Carson Benge is winning.

[image] 2026 Playoff Losses: Mets: 0 Phillies: 1

[image] Francisco Lindor says he would love to share the results of his vasectomy with his Mets teammates, but he can’t because the Mets installed urinal dividers at Citi Field earlier this year. (via @WillSammon)

[image] 2026 ERA Logan “Best Ginger Ever” Webb: 22.50 Dicky “Stupid Name” Lovelady: 0.00 The Mets officially have the best ginger in the National League.

[image] Pete Alonso Home Runs @ Citi Field: 2019: 27 2020: 7* (shortened COVID season) 2021: 12 2022: 17 2023: 22 2024: 18 2025: 20 2026: 2 !!! We're already starting to see some of that regression that many feared would appear on the back half of his contract🥲

[text] He’s ready

[image] Every time

[text] Edwin Diaz and his favorite cock fighter?

[image] Out of 131 home runs allowed in Philly last night, Kodai Senga gave up ZERO. A HUGE step for the former All Star👏

[image] Clavicular will be the mystery guest joining Gary & Keith in the booth for tomorrow's Mets-Brewers game🔥per @SNYtv.

[text] Yeah man instead of 73-86 they could’ve been 75-84👍

[video] Just listen to that. People just wanna see some fucking fun.

[image] David Stearns is in attendance at ALCS G2 scouting Freddy Peralta👀 The Mets are in need of an ace like Freddy🔥

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[image] Juan Soto on his most recent IG story🤯 (via @juansoto_25 // IG)

[image] Carson Benge is hurt

[image] The National Baseball Hall of Fame has asked Francisco Lindor to donate his testicles following his vasectomy earlier today. Lindor is on track to be a Hall of Fame shortstop🤯 (via @baseballhall)

[text] Hi Zack, huge fan. Question - When you dealt PCA to the Cubs, did you think you were trade Pete Crow-Armstrong (the player) or Pacific Coast Academy (the fictional boarding school from Zoey101) ? Thanks!

[image] New phantom IL ailment for David Stearns just dropped

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[image] My ethical postseason prediction

[image] Former Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard on the rumors of him eating out Amy Schumer: “That wasn’t me. That was Chris [Hemsworth], you’re confusing the wrong Mjölnir.” (via @TMZ)

[image] 2026 Postseason Losses🔥🔥 Phillies: 2 Braves: 4 Yankees: 3 METS: 0 David Stearns is on FIRE

[image] Research finds that players have gone on to put up a 147 wRC+ for the remainder of their career after getting a vasectomy (minimum ~450 PA/season avg) (via @fangraphs)

[text] I’m seriously watching the 2026 Mets in the playoffs rn lmfao

[image] Nolan McLean says he has donated his shaved facial hair to Clifford the Big Red Dog, per his Instagram.

[image] David Stearns on receiving backlash for his tenure as President of Baseball Operations for the Mets: “We’ve had back-to-back undefeated Octobers. Please introduce me to another executive who’s managed to accomplish that.” (via @SNY_Mets)

[text] 2026 Playoff Losses: Mets: 0 Phillies: 2 Braves: 2 Pete Crow Armstrong: 2 Yankees: 1