May 👅🍏 SAINT BISEXUAL COOKIE IS REAL

[image] Tears bro she did that one meme

[image] Oh and the canon reason behind why lily and DE both almost always have their hands covered

[image] We have the canon reason for DE's older voice/appearance and nobody is talking about it

[image] No wonder he's so twisted and evil

[video] Fandom HATED her and Green tea mousse for beating up the guys who worked for the cookie equivalent of the anti-christ, as funny as it is infuriating

[image] I don't understand how this wasn't voiced the writing in crk has never been as good before I'm literally shivering

[image] Ending defenders will die and go to hell

[image] Darkmoon lily is also noticeably softer and more polite/nicer than the two other DEs. Saying this is funny because she's not any less of a war criminal than them but you really can never waterboard a sincere "thank you" or "I'm sorry" from the red ones

[image] The closest we'll ever get to having Lily and Match in each other's vicinity

[image] You can tell someone in devsis really loved stranger things

[image] I'm crying she's always watching out for her back 😭 knows she has too many opps

[video] Another crktok absolute GEM, oh god I really needed more cod shenanigans

[image] Lily, literally academy lily that's her

[image] My analysis on Dark enchantress's costume "Lily underneath the Dark moon" as I promised 🧵

[video] They keep doing this to my buddy white lily cookie

[text] white "passed the deadly physical, mental and spiritual trials of the catacomb set up by a guy who wants me dead n tortured, fought the ghosts of my past, my demons and ACTUAL ghosts all while CRUMBLING and living on hopes & prayers" lily would NOT immediately have a panic attack

[image] If I say a traumatized little girl in middle school doesn't have to repent/get a punishment over an ACCIDENT for the viewers to sympathize and "forgive" her they'll shot me dead but whatever, It doesn't matter if she didn't do anything to repent (she did) when she lived the rest

[image] Her whole speech would've been so life changing if it was about her self-acceptance, realizing she's just as worthy as anyone else, that she needs to live to embrace the world she loves, her newfound will to live the start of a new beginning instead of a fucking dying breath

[image] Oh my god, free cookie run women?????? No really almost every major female character/powerful woman in this franchise has gotten witch haunted/burned at the stake at least once they're in dire need of a feminist movement

[text] Oh you're saying Dark enchantress can equip Sugar swan's toppings for whatever reason... This yuriNUKE

[image] Please Devisis I NEEEEEED this... my lily's kinda homeless...

[image] "Its not a bad ending it's what she wanted" no it wasn't, it was what she was allowed, what she, a woman driven by guilt with the responsibility of the entire world on her shoulders believed to be the only solution, what she deserved

[text] We FINALLY get more pre-souljam ancients content but it's all about the beasts, they're never going to be their own characters again aren't they

[image] Devsis are only consistent with their writing when it's time to make EVERYONE (including the self insert oc) evil to lily

[text] That being said if it's yet another angstslop au I'm gonna FLIP Let her be happy for once I'm so fucking tired and done with the doomed porntorture nonsense

[image] When you build the entire story and all of it's conflicts on the mystery/unclarity of one specific event and it's repercussions and the misunderstandings it resulted in, all of which causes injustice and mistreatment of the main character of said event only for NOTHING of it to-

[image] Oh and I was right, raisin really has him on suicide watch

[image] Has anyone attempted to draw lily in her people's traditional attire yet (or what we have of it at least)

[video] Someone in the comments said this is how shadow milk's dialogue sounded to them and I'm 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[video] Cookie run videos with this audio always get me 😭😭😭😭 we have a serious spike issue in this franchise

[image] Outdated and boring childhood friends to lovers ❌❌❌❌❌ Creative and fascinating childhood friends to "there's an entity born from my soul fragment and suffering of hundreds of others that looks like YOU of all things and people for whatever reason" ✅✅✅✅✅

[image] Everytime I remember we're no longer getting the cod doing random bullshit on collab events in the name of greater evil and darkness my heart shatters to million pieces

[image] Me too but this is probably how lily's backstory will go so we might never know

[image] Lily really pulled up like this

[image] I genuinely feel so bad for man she's too far gone her hopes and delusions are at an all time high, my tragic madwoman...

[text] One of the biggest proofs devsis really changed most of their plans and took a completely different direction halfway through the story because you could tell red velvet and pastry were being set up for ACTUAL character arcs and development in tower of sweet chaos only for them-

[image] I always find myself not fully agreeing with anyone when it comes to silent salt discourse, is this how it feels to be completely neutral on a popular character?

[image] "It's not supposed to be taken literally" you do you but if lily's are indeed poisonous flowers (something lily herself mentions on multiple occasions) and it makes sense in the context of her backstory then I have no reason to not believe in it