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[text] CJ Abrams has now passed Juan Soto in career hits as a National Holy shit does time fly

[video] The fanbase was able to recover from losing Bryce Harper The fanbase was able to recover from losing Juan Soto The fanbase will not recover if they lose James Wood, a local superstar Extend him or pay the consequences

[video] Great breakdown here, this part is interesting; Not only was this the first time Contreras took that route where he bumped into Cade, it’s the first time ANYONE ALL SEASON has done so to a pitcher. Blatantly tries to get in Cade’s head, then loses it when he dishes it right back

[image] James Wood and CJ Abrams are a hilarious duo, and I hope they are never separated

[text] If you own a Washington Nationals jersey and have played baseball at any level above tee ball, please report to 1500 South Capitol Street SE, Washington, DC for reliever tryouts tomorrow at 1pm. Thank you.

[image] Bob Nightengale has ruined Nationals discourse for the rest of the month by being a dumbass

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[video] I’m never letting some of you forget that you wanted to send this man down to Triple A at the start of the season

[video] Second best crowd pop*

[video] Dylan Crews last 15 games: .310/.385/.466 2 HRs 6 BBs (1 in 15 games prior) 99% of DC3 believers quit before they win big, hold the faith

[image] Luis Garcia Jr. is off the Nats for 4 days and he immediately enters MLB’s top 10 hitter power rankings. Hilarious

[video] Ladies and gentlemen we are BUYING

[text] If you own a Washington Nationals jersey and have played baseball at any level above tee ball, please report to 1500 South Capitol Street SE, Washington, DC for reliever tryouts tomorrow at 1pm. Thank you.

[image] James Wood FC sends their regards

[video] It’s been 14 years, but I’ll probably never get over the Nats losing this game

[video] Nats are on a 15-0 run against the Red Sox since Willson Contreras lost his shit Red Sox’ Nats hate watch found stuffed in locker

[video] Don’t you ever disrespect the greatest playoff riser in baseball history ever again

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[image] LUIS GARCIA JR TRADE PACKAGE BREAKDOWN: Jack Cebert: A 24 year old low ceiling, high floor arm with a 4.27 FIP this season, but a strong 20.3 K-BB%. Needs to limit the home run ball, but projects as a decent backend starter. Yovanny Cruz: A 26 year old reliever with a

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[text] You will never believe who is batting 6th for the Athletics right now

[image] Who’s your daddy

[video] Daylen Lile is the coldest player in the sport🧊

[video] I fucking love Cade Cavalli man

[image] Throw 50 million at pitching this offseason and put the NL East on notice in 2027

[text] Future generations will never believe that Kyle Schwarber’s career was on the ropes until he was revitalized by the WASHINGTON NATIONALS

[image] I don’t care how many good memories you have with Harper as a Nat, he deserves to be booed for the entirety of his career at Nats Park.

[image] June 10th, 2025: Bruce the Bat Dog is called up, Nats lose 9 in a row June 23rd, 2026: Bruce the Bat Dog is called up, Nats blows 2 straight saves with 2 outs in the ninth #BoycottBruce

[video] Trading Garcia Jr. when he’s at his highest value ever and letting this beast get regular big league at bats is the easiest call of all time for this front office

[video] 2028 NL East lineups seeing the Nats roll out a rotation of: 1. Travis Sykora 2. Jarlin Susana 3. Cade Cavalli 4. Connelly Early 5. Alejandro Rosario

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[video] Dylan Crews Average Launch Angle and HR/AB by year: 2024: 8.7° | 39.67 2025: 8.5° | 29.3 2026: 11.6° | 21.75 Hit the ball hard in the air and good things will happen

[text] The Juan Soto trade has now resulted in 5 all star appearances for the Nats, and they have a top 100 prospect who throws 102 still on the farm from it as well. The trade that saved the franchise

[video] Dylan Crews has the 3rd largest discrepancy between his wOBA (.273) and xWOBA (.340) among all MLB hitters with 100 plate appearances (Robbed of a walk and was an inch off a HR last night too). Results are gonna come pouring in eventually #TrustTheProcess

[image] With what was considered a bottom 3 roster in baseball entering the season, Blake Butera’s Nationals squad has: -A 37-35 record -The most runs scored in baseball and the 5th best run differential in the NL -Multiple all stars and resurgences Manager of the Year. #WhyNotNats

[video] Nationals/Mariners 1 for 1 swap mock trade: Nats Receive: RHP Emerson Hancock (19 GS, 105.1 IP, 3.16 ERA, 3.72 FIP, 4.5 years of service remaining) Mariners Receive: 3B Curtis Mead (85 G, 135 wRC+, 1.6 fWAR, 4.5 years of service remaining) Nats cash in on Mead’s breakout and

[text] Jacob Young is willing to die for this Washington Nationals shit, a player I will never disrespect again

[image] I’ve been tragically informed that I’ve actually been pretending to be a Nationals fan this entire time. It’s been a great ride, but I guess it ends here💔

[image] I still cannot believe this

[text] “Washington Nationals first baseman Luis García Jr. is drawing considerable interest on the trade market, looming as a particular fit for the Arizona Diamondbacks, who are seeking to upgrade at the position.” “The Nationals, however, are holding off on entertaining offers for

[image] #HellNo

[video] Luis Garcia Jr has turned into Barry Bonds and I’m supposed to believe we shouldn’t charge Darnell Coles with crimes against humanity

[image] Hello we’re back department? I’d like to file a claim

[text] Luis Garcia Jr. trade meter just moved to “Good as gone”

[text] Where my Nats “likeliness of trade” meter is at right now: Good as gone: Griffin Probably a goner: Garcia Jr. Don’t be surprised: House, Dickerson, Lomavita, YoYo Not unthinkable: Mead, Ruiz, Young, Crews, Any middle infield prospect except Willits Would take a godfather offer:

[video] -1 game back of a playoff spot -CJ Abrams James Wood Co-MVP -Connelly Early Nats debut next month -Brady House and Dylan Crews breakout game -Buying at the deadline Say it with me, #WhyNotNats

[text] My read of this: -They plan to sell off expiring assets like Griffin at the deadline, but also potentially add by trading away old regime prospects they aren’t very high on (My guess: Dickerson and Lomavita) -Foster is not getting an extension -Lui is probably gone

[video] Look at that list 3x MVP 2x MVP MVP We don’t talk about him Stud Future stud Superstar (sometimes) They can’t all hit MVP He is going to change this franchise

[video] Dylan Crews in May: .370 wOBA (.423 xwOBA) 98th percentile average exit velocity 98th percentile barrel rate 58th percentile Z-Contact rate Strikeout rate down 7% from April Almost there, next step is more contact and less chase

[image] Can the league start providing these at Miles Mikolas starts too?