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[text] I just found the next Nietzschean Penguin. This wolf called Neukgu (늑구), escaped from Daejeon O World in Korea just today and has already garnered millions of views all over X. It is only one year old and was able to dig a tunnel to escape the amusement park. Neukgu is the

[image] You cannot make this up. This horse is called Skibidi Rizz, and he's literally racing in Ohio (Thistledown) right now. Despite coming in 5th place, he was only expected to get 6-7th place at most. This whole situation in itself is an incorporation of the biggest memes alive.

[video] Did you know the founder of Pons @MEADGod has a dog called Ozzy. If you look at this tweet on his main company @rootsfi, there's an image of his dog on his phone. You can clearly see the named circled. Ozzy is a common dog name, which makes perfect sense. Ozzy the Pon Dog.

[image] This post of Jiji (ジジ) the cat is going crazy viral, garnering over 5M views in under a day. Netizens have been memeing Jiji after its weight was misinterpreted as 650kg instead of 650g. This kitten is insanely cute, and the trenches are calling for an animal runner. Not

[text] AWoooooooo @NBCNews. @neukgu

[image] I just found the next Wang Wang narrative. This dog called Rocky, was dragged to death by his owner's truck, garnering the attention of Mexico and global news. I am the Wang Wang dev, which went to 2.5M (check wallet), and hence this is the perfect narrative to run with it

[video] This is Beyli (aka Beily), a dog who survived under the rubble of the Venezuelan Earthquake for 29 days before being found yesterday. I was able to onboard the owner (Jairo) of the dog by retrieving his phone number on the comments of this viral Instagram post and am now in

[video] This elephant called サニー (Sunny) is going crazy viral, garnering 1M views in under 3hrs. The name is confirmed here: (Sunny is the only elephant in Ishikawa Zoo) The video shows Sunny splashing water at viewers during the heatwave, which led to the

[image] I just found the next PNUT narrative. This puppy called Nick died after sufferring a seizure caused by fireworks from Brazil's worldcup firework celebration. Proof of name: The instagram post itself has already garnered over 21k likes. Even

[text] The perfect lore. And it's actually real. They opened up the stomach of the crocodile and discovered crocs inside it upon checking the remains of the businessman who recently passed. This has garnered 10's of millions of views on X. Higher.

[image] This redditor developed an Ansem Stimmy tracker by indexing the entire airdrop on-chain. Post: He literally scraped through almost 1000 payouts, amounting to ~$20M and dressed it up similar to the US Treasury Check. Check it out for yourself:

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[text] > Partnered with @IBM > Articles published on prominent outlets such as @BusinessInsider and @WSJ. > Plethora of catalysts yet to come. Higher.

[image] Coming back to this thesis: 1. You can clearly see he has TWO phones. One for himself @Meadgod (MEADY - even the card say Meady @rootsfi). The other is for his DOG $Ozzyy. 2. Ozzy is a super common name as a dog. 3. He is the founder of @rootsfi. This is quite literally him

[text] Okay, I think it's time to turn things up a notch. I have observed a general consensus with the rotation of the narrative. Instead of the escape of the wolf being the focus, I think it's time to embrace the fact that it has now been captured. In this case, Neukgu has much more

[text] Just saying this is an agent of PONS. If PONS is at 42M, this should do at least 10%. I am going to re-emphasise this. Millions coded for $NUMI

[image] The croc wif crocs army is taking over. Change your PFP. Join the cult.

[image] After a strenuous back and forth with Jupiter for the past 2-3 days, I am proud to say we are finally verified @JupiterExchange. Awwwoooo!!!

[image] Even more proof. @MEADGod is Meady. His DOG IS $OZZY.

[video] This is Beyli (aka solana:6aMCxYx2Ytabigt8sWBHeZRv1dwPajkf7AQsZhjUpump ), a dog who survived under the rubble of the Venezuelan Earthquake for 29 days before being found yesterday. The owner (Jairo) has been onboarded, with all fees to his wallet. Jairo sadly lost his

[image] Maurice the Molester Manatee is going crazy viral, garnering over 1M views and 50k likes in under 12hrs on Instagram. If you just watch the video, you can see him quite literally molesting the diver, giving him backshots and grabbing his cheeks.

[video] This fawn has been going crazy viral in the last few days after being born in a university in Japan, garnering over 2M views on just this one post. The university literally just announced its name as Kyu (きゅう) a few hrs ago. Proof of name: In the

[video] For more proof it’s him:

[text] Just on a sidenote, all fees have been delegated to Charity, This is a charity coin for an altruistic cause, advocating for the welfare of cats.

[image] So much higher for $Beily. Plethora of catalysts yet to come. To those who are new here, welcome! We have onboarded the owner of $Beily, a dog who survived under the rubbles of the Venezuelan Earthquake for 29 days before being food. Jairo (the owner) and his daughter

[image] Proof of announcement. Quite literally named it $Kyu.

[image] $Kyu walking into university.

[image] Paying dex at 20k.