CAT STRATEGY

[image] WEBSLOP is a cursed onchain browser experience built somewhere between a 90s CD-ROM game, a broken RPG launcher, and the part of the internet that was never meant to be cleaned up. You enter the site, generate your own slop character, collect strange artifacts, click suspicious

[image] Cat Strategy is an autonomous investment fund managed by an AI cat agent. The agent runs the fund, talks to visitors, watches cat coins, tracks holdings, and makes decisions inside its own little corporate world. Around it is a full fake company website: staff, products, shop,

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[image] Cat Strategy ($CATSTR) is the Solana meme tied to parodying finance bros with CEO Cat, Gordon Whisk, an Anti-Dog Fund, and household alpha via boxes, tuna, and naps. It's the on-chain extension of that absurd feline capital narrative, launched for the

[text] dev of $quarm (20m ath) just aped check txns wallet - AyNtTJcoQbyerGhcBpoC6fT9qCcABm74fCfB4SrpJ9sZ gem on our hands?