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[image] Bro: how do I make my gf happy Me: just take her out bro! Bro: how much is a gun? Me:

[text] The best dressed celebrity at Met Gala? #metgala

[video] when I am a little too comfortable with my drunk girlfriend and she starts telling me her hoe stories

[text] There's nothing finer than a cute tattoo on a lady's back.

[text] Quote your favorite low quality video

[text] What would happen if you smoked weed and took a can of Redbull?

[text] This bitches pays me no interest so I left her a loan.

[text] Quote with your favorite Song duos. Once you play one you gotta play the other.

[text] Quote with your favorite movie/series clip or scene

[text] Feeling suicidal, big cannons pointed at my face would do me good rn

[text] Is it possible to get pregnant from getting fingered?

[image] Maybe the donkey asked for an enlarged dck as favor after carrying Jesus

[image] Me: Does your mama know u a gày ? Brr:

[text] His music died but he is still alive. Name that artist?

[image] Name that one trio

[text] Let's help one another. Share your twitter hacks and tricks no one else knows

[text] fuck nudes send me pictures of you smiling

[video] I get no banger since I join this app

[text] Rest in peace to my dick today 😭

[text] My sisters finally stopped fighting after going at each other's necks all week. They agreed to a sisfire.

[text] You need to water them. And I got a pipe 💦 😭

[image] When you mistakenly take ARVs as a joke and then you start feeling better

[text] Mention your HIV friend just to make them feel positive

[text] God bless hoes, they must live long.

[text] Someone should introduce A new devil's number apart from 666. And it should be Se8en

[text] Something bad happened to me yesterday, after they robbed me. they told me to masturbate to show am not angry 😭

[image] Chatting up an older stripper to know if she has a daughter >>>>>

[text] Quote with your favorite Cristiano Ronaldo goal.

[text] If you want your child to be born on New Year... You got a few hours left

[text] How petty are you?

[text] Finally cracked a Hindu babe!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[text] According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero bitches and a lot of hoes

[video] This Özil goal vs Ludogorets in the UCL

[video] POV: You find Epstein and his clients gathered in one place.

[text] Never appear perfect or rich. It Brings unnecessary problems in your life

[text] when that voice message don't record so you have to cry again😭

[image] Bro: how do I make her my girlfriend Me: just take her out Bro: how much is a gun? Me:

[text] Stripper>>>>>>> therapist

[text] Seeing my mum give dad breast and thighs...