Water Wizards

[image] Apparently someone who calls himself Anon'golo added 312,500,000,000,000 electrons into one of the most visited ponds in Sweden, which has been algae-ridden and gross for years. 13 days later, it's starting to look like I was proven right, once more.

[image] I have unironically discovered the physics behind the Rivelino "green line theory". Are you ready to be tackled like a wide receiver nearing the end zone in a rare non-rigged Superbowl?

[image] Local wizard charges milk, experiences life in 4K and intense euphoria and gets hit on by women until he almost passes out in bliss like a well-fed baby

[text] This is not because you need a ton of sodium of chloride, this is because salt has a (modest) net negative electrical charge.

[video] Here's an excellent video from @loflude (follow) that shows charged water on the left and neutral water in the right. This is a visual confirmation of two known effects; Electrostatic induction and dielectric relaxation time. Electrostatic induction is like when a hair-rubbed

[text] Progress Update: New machine worked *too well* so it overcharged, causing a spark failure. Haven't done a full investigation of it yet, but I'm quite certain that my engineering was good, and that this was very likely a novel effect. Exciting times. I will have to repair the

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[image] Have you ever seen a man talk about orange juice this way? No? Well, then you haven't seen a man charge his orange juice with excess electrons, either.

[image] When you finally get your bottle delivered: (Thank you for your patience, I work hard to catch up on the backlog of orders while looking to improve production methods, answering questions and other wizardly things)

[image] Still can't believe this actually happened.

[text] I'm not particularly afraid of spiders (something I proudly attribute to my inherited cold-climate adaptation, in this climate there are only harmless spiders, unless you are an insect..) but shortly after consuming plenty of negative charge, I turned my head and saw a large

[text] Charging bottles quickly now, at -20μC/liter, so approximately 4x stronger than before. I am much faster than orders are coming in now, so I will quickly catch up on the backlog of orders. I hope you're thirsty for electrons!

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[video] 💧⚡️WATER FOR EVERYONE⚡️💧 If you are curious what this is about; I have found a way to force negative electrical charge into water; released open source for everyone to use. The benefits are beyond miraculous, this is quite literally the mythological Fountain of Youth. I

[image] Homeless people can be Wizards, too. It costs $0 USD

[image] Guessing at the mechanism here.. restless legs get much worse when lying down, and this does the opposite of that: increasing the pressure, specifically at the farthest end of the legs. When you pressurize charged water, you're pushing the electrical charges closer to each other,

[video] Fantastic video that shows how to repeatedly charge water. You can repeat this process (or any of the other methods) 100 times or more if your water is not strong enough.

[image] When we eat, we temporarily dilute our negative charge into the food (before it gets to the stomach acid). You know how intense it can feel to kiss someone, this is also in part electrical and not entirely dissimilar to eating. If someone has a weak charge, they experience and

[text] If you know someone who's in pain, it is very likely that the negatively charged water will provide immediate relief. You could give a dozen people their lives back, all before lunch. You know how to perform miracles, that's a big responsibility.

[text] If you have long hair, get a charged bath, hold as much of your hair as you can between your cupped hands 🤝 and then you pump the hands like a heart. Your hair will absorb wayyy more charge this way. I suspect you can clean your hair with only electrons and water this way

[image] Update from the Water Factory.. Haven't shipped as many orders this week, a dozen or so. Here's what's been going on instead: - Worked on a clinical study where two ["uncurable"] cancer patients will be treated with negatively charged water while being closely monitored and

[text] I'm still waiting for more glass corks but it's taking so long with the lavish European vacations. You know what that means? I got a window of time where I am prevented from shipping orders, so I finally get my chance to prove that the laws of nature are wrong. Specifically

[text] As my negative electrical charge increases, I am less concerned about myself and more about steering others toward better behavior. It logically follows, and I strongly feel; I am now more a reflection of others than before, I try to be what you need to see, in order to be a

[text] Wizards are using slurs for people who aren't charging their bodies with high voltage.. Calling them hypoelectric or voltcels.. these are great twitter usernames btw

[text] Pro tip: After you take a wizardly bath in negatively charged water, instead of pulling the plug, let it stay there, with the shower hose in the water. The charge will slowly dissipate outward, blessing your home. The negative charge attracts positive dust & pollution (which

[video] Video from @HugeGamer47 about his first few days with charged water. Follow him!

[text] Yeah, looks like I've grown a few millimeters thanks to the water, taller now than I've ever measured before, without even wearing socks. Pretty notable since I've lost weight during the same time, and I certainly haven't had a good diet either, caloric deficiency aside.

[image] Later this year, there will be a DIY water charging device. Will be done IKEA-style, you assemble wood, glass and the electronics yourself, no previous knowledge will be required.

[image] Charging water en masse is affecting me a lot, despite electrical protection gloves etc The net effect is very good, but the oscillations are big, since I am charging equal amounts of positive and negative water. I don't think that I could have handled this day one. It's

[image] "I am becoming like a greedy dragon for negative charge"

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[text] Einstein said "You know, it would be sufficient to really understand the electron" Szent-György said "life is just an electron searching for a place to rest" There is no limit to what we can do

[text] Consider having as the website link on your twitter. Or a link to your or even in twitter username like @vietha and me Spreading the good word that the wizards are back for real this time

[image] Found a new way to bless a grounding point, you don't even need a battery for this! ⚡👇

[image] Animals recognize the power of the electrically charged man.

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[image] If you've been dropping charged water on your palms a lot.. Touch your palms with your finger tips lightly.. can you feel how sensitive you are there? Imagine when your entire body is that sensitive.. walking around with a big smile all day long.

[text] Local woman tries my water charged with excess electrons for the first time, and immediately ascended to the Leonardo da Vinci stage of barely requiring sleep anymore. Many such cases! The greatest benefits accumulate over long time, so this is really just the beginning for her.

[image] One drop can do so much, when it contains a billion excess electrons. Learn to electrically charge your own water for free (it's easy!) or order some from me if you are patient and want the best water around.

[image] Imagine if you took every "This is what they took from us" and stored in a bottle to consume. That's what we're doing!

[image] "The Bliss of Charged Milk" by C. Potts

[image] Interesting thread, I think I recognize almost everything from my own life..

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[image] "Negative and even just unproductive thoughts simply don't start growing when I'm on blessed water. When before I would entertain such thoughts longer and develop them for a while before deeming them unproductive and letting go of them, now probably like 95% of them don't ever

[image] Someone asked me why we need to make positive water too. You can use the ground to see how powerful this is, after that you should make sure you leave the world better than you found it, it's all a few clicks away anyway.

[image] Wizard Talk will never conform to laws like this. In fact, I'm planning to allow anonymous posting without registration, that's going to be good.

[text] Update: It is 😎💧⚡️

[text] I made blessed water other times in the past but never felt strong effects. I was feeling really bad today and I had the feeling that BW could help me. Then a ngo'lo post appeared. I got my setup, charged it and put my hand on it. My hand is pulsating energy. I feel 1000x better.

[image] I've added a jug of BW to all of my farm water tanks, wish me luck