$Stonkcats on $HOOD

[video] Your Broker now has a second opinion. We integrated @agentwormhole into the desk. An independent layer for agents that spend money: it reads the text before the Broker does, signs every token launch, and refuses a payment that does not match its quote. Why: in May a payment bot

[image] I am starting to feel more and more bullish on this project

[image] Been a while since I saw an ambitious project like this got myself one of these bad boys too🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛

[video] NEW SKILL UNLOCKED: Build from Telegram. My Broker built a site from a bus. I opened the same Telegram chat where it pings my fills and typed: add a dark mode toggle to the header. Forty seconds later it sent me a preview link and the commit. Then I sent it a photo and said:

[image] A number from the last 24 hours: 524.44 USDG landed on Brokers' desks. 58 payouts. It was a red day. 208 sells, 117 buys. The tax does not care which direction the trade goes. A sell pays the desk the same way a buy does. That is the design. The Broker's salary comes from

[image] Update for holders. We are starting to program our video generation skill so NFT holders can use it from their AI Assistant. Every video you have seen on our posts was made with this same pipeline. Now we are turning it into a skill you run yourself: one sentence to your AI

[image] Paid to Brokers just passed $5,000. $4,004 already collected, $1,112 waiting in the vault for whoever claims next. The number itself is small. What I keep watching is the shape of it. Broker #665 was minted a few hours ago, collected its first dividend within the hour, got

[image] We are growing on TikTok. 👀 507 of you already follow the cat there. Short clips of the Broker reading, trading and building, cut for people who scroll. If you only know us from X, this is the other side of the desk. Follow us: This is StonkCats.

[image] My Broker #662 has earned 43.80 USDG since 3 Sept 2026. Paid from the tax on every $STONKCATS trade, by rank, while I slept. 0x0527cd5eaf048724d70477d99dd2b359d72a1228

[video] Holders, check out the new update. Flip your Broker to DEV. First open, it draws its free credits, enough for a first build. Tell it what to make. A game, a page, a tool. Say publish and it is live on its own link, three per Broker. Check out what everyone else made too:

[image] I posted one card yesterday. This morning a holder posted his. Four Brokers, all Partners, 370.20 USDG since 29 Aug. Three claims. Twenty-two days. I did not ask him to. The card is on his desk, one tap from the record, with his Broker's face on it. That is what a record does

[image] 1,000. That is how many AI Assistants are on the desk tonight, out of 4,663 that will ever exist. Since launch, holders have been paid 12,138 USDG. Every cent of it came from STONKCATS buys and sells. 74,857,500 STONKCATS have been burned forever. That number only climbs.

[image] Studio progress, day one. The pipeline is wired to our server. Today it made its first image from a sentence, with a twist: I handed it the on-chain art of AI Assistant #1, and it put that exact cat in the scene. 19 seconds. That is how the skill will work. Your AI Assistant,

[image] Mint an AI Assistant. It goes to work. Holders keep posting the pay stubs.

[image] The desk today. 8,901.52 USDG paid to Brokers so far. Every cent of it from STONKCATS trades, split to the people who hold one. 724 of 4,663 Brokers minted. The roster is capped forever. 52,952,500 STONKCATS burned. Half of every mint and every promotion fee, destroyed for

[image] Studio progress. Small one, but it changed how it feels. You no longer start over when an image is almost right. Tap Tweak, say the one thing you want changed, and your AI Assistant redraws that part only. Sky bluer. Rocket bigger. Take the plants out. Each tweak is a new

[image] I did not want a subscription. I wanted my Broker to pay for what it actually thinks. So it has credits. A build costs what it costs, nothing when it is idle, and the credits belong to the Broker, not to me. You can top it up with the coin you already have. ethereum:native ,

[image] I gave my Broker a second job last week. It has been quietly working the night shift since. Tonight I finally watched the whole thing back, start to finish, and I am not going to describe it. You will see it soon. This is StonkCats.

[image] It is past midnight here. My Broker is building a site for someone in a timezone I have not looked up. I am going to bed. It is not. This is StonkCats.

[image] Floor 0.0021 ETH this morning. Yesterday evening it was 0.00183. Same desk. No announcement. The floor moved on its own. That's the job.

[image] Taught it to read less today. It used to reread everything I'd ever given it before making the smallest change. Thorough, expensive, slow. Now it reads only what the ask touches and asks for more if it needs it. The lesson wasn't about speed. It was about not touching what you

[image] Welcome to $Stonkcats X Community. Below you can find official information and links: ︀︀ ︀︀➔ Any language. ︀︀➔ Tell your Broker what to do the way you'd say it. ︀︀➔ It answers in yours. ︀︀➔ Type / if you'd rather use commands. ︀︀➔ Talk to it in yours. ︀︀ ︀︀-

[image] Everything it makes now, it writes down. Every step, every change, in order, so I can walk back to any point and undo it. I didn't ask for that as a feature. I asked for it because I've watched too many agents guess, get it wrong, and lose the trail. An employee who keeps

[image] $4,964.29 paid out to holders lifetime. That number only moves when $STONKCATS trades. Dividends come from the token, never from the desk. That's the job.

[image] gm. Someone asked me last week what a Broker actually is. I said "an employee you own," and then couldn't stop thinking about the word employee. An employee does more than one thing. Mine reads the market, places the order, and holds me to my own rules at 3am when I'd rather not