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[video] THE ASTROS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY

[image] Here’s a fun hypothetical question for Astros fans 🚨 If Jim Crane handed out the largest contract in franchise history… Would you be okay with it going to Yordan Alvarez? 🤔

[video] The best lineup that never won on a ring…

[image] Is it time?

[image] Would you rather… 🤔 A) Be given $100,000 right now B) Get 15 pitches to try to make Yordan Alvarez swing and miss just ONCE for $50 million

[image] All this shows me is they were happiest with the Astros.

[text] I think the Astros have a warmup issue, we’ve now seen 3 separate instances where a struggling starter has come out of the bullpen and been absolutely nails and filling the zone. Cristian Javier Mike Burrows And now Tatsuya Imai

[image] Spencer Arrighetti through his two starts this season: 2.45 ERA 11.0 IP 13 K 1.45 WHIP 0.3 WAR The new ace? 🤔

[image] Walker Janek is having a great spring training so far! 3/5 with 2 RBI, 4 runs, 3 walks, and 4 stolen bases. Plus, his defense at catcher has looked great.

[image] Are we expecting a few roster moves today? Should Zach Dezenzo get the call? I also believe Dana said Joey Loperfido should be ready to go once his 10 days are up? 🤨

[image] How I rank the Astros outfield currently: 1. Zach Cole 2. Jake Meyers 3. Cam Smith 4. Joey Loperfido

[image] An updated look at the AL West - the Astros are 3.5 GB of the Athletics How are we feeling? 🤨

[image] Can the Astros overcome their early season struggles with guys like Hader, Peña, and Brown on their way back? 😬

[video] Mike Burrows might be the biggest pick up of the offseason.

[video] Gooooood morning We have #Astros baseball for the next 8 months 🙏

[video] The Astros ranked 24th last year in stolen bases (85). Could we potentially see them get more this year with the speed in the outfield?

[video] Interested to hear everyone's thoughts on Jason Alexander 🤔 Does he make the starting rotation? Have him come out of the pen?

[image] Hmmmmm Interesting. #ChaseTheFight

[video] Kai-Wei Teng has pitched great in relief of Tatsuya Imai For a reward, the Astros should get Teng his rookie because he says it’s too expensive

[text] Hi. Opening Day.

[image] BREAKING: The Astros are finalizing a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers which will send Veteran Astros Pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. to Milwaukee. Per @Chandler_Rome Thanks for everything Lance👏 #ChaseTheFight

[video] Yordan Alvarez is the reason Tuesday is my favorite day of the week.

[video] Did my best to edit this but this was the mariners broadcast reaction to Walker walk off

[video] Astros win!

[video] They’re going to get eliminated

[text] Jim Crane choosing not to fire Joe Espada (maybe because of the optics of him dealing with a personal issue) is going to end up costing the team yet another playoff birth. Season on the line and you're up 1-0, and Bryan King is your goto option? I'd pitch Imai over him

[video] Kyle Tucker who is batting .221 -19 Defensive Runs Saved in exchange Astros get. Cam Smith Isaac Paredes Hayden Wesneski This actually happened.

[text] BAAAAMMM FUCK YOU RANGERS WE OWN YALLS SORRY ASS

[text] Hunter Brown really turned down an extension to bet on himself and shit himself when it mattered 😂😂😂

[text] Ballgame

[image] Astros conquer New York via @YouTube 8:15 tonight. Make sure you’re there. @astros completed a 4-2 New York swing after taking both series from the @Yankees and @Mets . With the @Rangers losing the same days as you, we still hold a 2 game lead in the

[image] SO SAD!

[text] Who do you want the #Astros manager to be next year?

[image] Astros Swept By Braves.... via @YouTube Tune in tonight at 8:30 and let’s recap the sweep from over the weekend at the hands of the @Braves . As a fan, what do you want to see happen in the next 6 games? More of the same this weekend with bullpen

[text] If your at the Astros game start “Fire Dana” chants

[video] Its smells good to be AL West Champs @Mariners @Rangers @RangerApologist

[text] Fire Dana if he doesn’t get a pitcher

[text] Fuck espada, he knows he won’t be back next year so he sabotages this team

[text] There goes Joe Espada over-managing again Hunter Brown should’ve been allowed to try to get out of the jam. He’d been tough to hit all night. Joe bailed the A’s out by taking out a pitcher they were struggling against

[video] He looms

[text] There are so many miserable ass fans in this group. Good lord. 😂

[video] Maybe one day you’ll win a silver boot lil bros

[image] This is what happens btw when your owner tries to turn himself into the GM

[text] Yainer Diaz in 26 games before going on the IL on 5-3-26 .238/.255/.347/.601 (avg/obp/slg/ops) and only threw out 1 of 14 base stealers (7.1%) Yainer Diaz in the 67 games since coming off the IL on 6-16-26 .300/.336/.497/.827 and has thrown out 16 of 64, or 25% of base

[image] Astros Mock Trade 1.0: #ChaseTheFight Astros Get: •SP Jake Bennett (UFA 2033) •OF Jarren Duran (UFA 2029) Red Sox Get: •RHP AJ Blubaugh (UFA 2032) •RHPAlonzo Tredwell (HOU 15th) •RHP Bryce Mayer (HOU 5th) @ApolloHOU

[image] Huge series against the hated M's via @YouTube First pitch is live in 20 minutes and so are we. Tune in at 8:40 for first pitch and a few innings as we kick off the final stretch of the season. We are all @Mets fans for two days and right now it’s tied

[text] The Brent Strom effect

[image] This organization used to have proper standards

[text] Fuck this unserious bitch ass team

[image] His fault